 Evil Squirrels and Physicists - http://photoemission.tripod.com/evilsquirrel/ Squirrels are known to hate mankind. First they got the midgets, now they eat the physicists. |
 BBspot - Overclocker Creates Rift in Space-Time Continuum - http://bbspot.com/News/2000/5/clock_rift.html A rift in the space-time continuum was created when overclocker Jamie Aperman ran a 750 MHz Coppermine Pentium III at 1.6 GHz. It appears that the CPU was operating so fast that it began to execute instructions before they arrived. |
 BBspot - Half-Life 2 Physics Engine Contains Grand Unified Theory - http://bbspot.com/News/2003/12/valve_unified_theory.html Physicists at Cornel-Putnam University (CPU) confirmed yesterday the Holy Grail of Physics, the Grand Unified Theory, is contained in the Half-Life 2 source code. |
 First Atomic Clock Wristwatch - http://www.leapsecond.com/pages/atomic-bill/ A HP 5071A Cesium Beam Primary Frequency Reference can in fact be used as a wrist watch. You have a choice of stainless steel or adjustable nylon band. |
 Love and Tensor Algebra - http://www.ee.duke.edu/~wrankin/misc/tensor.html A poem by Stanislaw Lem |
 Politically Correct Physics - http://www.jefflindsay.com/PCPhysics.shtml Revised physics course descriptions. |
 Physics Limericks - http://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/features/limericks/ Poems from the contests sponsored by the American Physical Society. |
 Sokal's Hoax - http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/transgress_v2/transgress_v2_singlefile.html "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity". |
 SatireWire - Scientist Splits Atom, Finds Toy Prize Inside - http://www.satirewire.com/news/may02/prizes.shtml A Princeton physicist recently split an atom of hydrogen and found a toy prize inside, the journal Science reported in its June issue. [Contains fictitious information.] |
 Buttered Cat - http://www.flippyscatpage.com/butteredcat.html Stick a buttered piece of bread on the back of a cat, then throw the cat out a window. The result may surprise you. |
 UT-Chattanooga Collection of Physics Humor - http://www.utc.edu/physics/physicshumor0.html Wide variety of physics jokes and humorous essays. |
 The Physics Crackpot Index - http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html A fun site which outlines how you can tell if a new theory is really from a crackpot. |
 Physics Song Book - http://www.dctech.com/physics/humor/songs.php New physics lyrics to classic tunes. |
 Doug Craigen's Huge Physics Humor Collection - http://www.dctech.com/physics/humor/ May be the most linked-to physics humor site on the web because of its very large link collection. |
 PhysicsSongs.org - http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/ Songs, and links to sites with more of them. |
 Physics and Science Fun - http://www.physlink.com/Fun/Index.cfm Fun with physics, science jokes, cartoons, anecdotes, and stories. |
 Einstein, Heisenberg, Tipler - http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/eht.html A story of interviews between these men and God, intended to determine if they should enter Heaven. |
 QuarkDance.org! - http://pdg.lbl.gov/quarkdance/ Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory's Particle Data Group welcomes you to see its Quark Dance website which is a gateway to many exciting physics websites. |
 Theological Thermodynamics - http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/hell.htm This document reproduces two classics of science parody/humor. The first applies the physics of thermodynamics to conclude that Heaven is hotter than Hell. The second is a response which combines Biblical evidence with thermodynamics to argue that, while heaven is devilishly hot, hell is hotter still. |
 Super G-String Field Theory - http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/sgsft.html A sequel to the original paper on g-string theory. |
 The Non Abelian Names of God - http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/nonabel.html A scientific paper parody which includes "The Theory Formerly Known as Strings","The Stages of a Theory" and a dictionary of common phrases. |
 The Super G-String - http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/sgs.html A parody of modern string theories written in the form of a research paper. |
 Angels on a Pin - http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/angelpin.htm The possibly true story of the many possible ways of determining the height of a building using only a barometer. |